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I thought I knew biology
women’s terminology
but I wasn't quite aware
of that tissue down there.
I’ve heard it called a chin rest
which I think was a blush test
but it is that bit of skin
tucked therein
which is marred and scarred.

The doc sewed with an art
that pesky torn up part.
The midwife joked to me
my bit should be in a gallery
earning its own salary.
Yes,for the pain it went through
gifting me my two
it should be in a museum
my little perineum