G.P.’s are called ‘quacks’,
the law dubbed an ‘ass’
and both need exams
which I’d never pass.
Police nicknamed ‘pigs’
and often much worse,
M.P.’s labelled ‘liars’,
I T. nerds, a ‘curse’.
Drivers abused,
accountants thought boring,
teachers so wordy
they soon start me snoring.
Salesmen seem sleazy –
their foot in your door,
bailiffs are close to
the edge of the law.
Building needs strength
which I clearly lack,
bosses are born
and often must sack.
Office staff podgy,
and set in their ways,
thieving’s too dodgy
since crime seldom pays.
But no weekly wage
Brings problems that irk –
I’d best roll up my sleeves,
I might as well work !