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Crumpled linen flutters
In his memories of the boat,
Breezes and bikinis
And the foghorn’s booming note;

Crumpled linen flutters
As he struggles out on deck;
At least the blazer’s shipshape
Though the rest of him’s a wreck.

Crumpled linen flatters
His attempts to stay a man;
He might have lost his marbles
But he hasn’t lost his tan.