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Are you a Marmite person
or is it marmalade
which hits your spot, or honey
on crumpets overlaid –

or does chunky peanut butter
figure in your dreams
of a world where you could wake up
not worrying how it seems

it’s best to shun a muffin
and sit down with a bowl
of a vegan muesli mixture
before to work you stroll?

Oh the days of eggs and bacon
are over, unless you
take time to taste at weekends
the past your parents knew.

Jar of Marmite