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 You hear that rambling bloviation?
    No trace of an idea,                                     
Think intellectual constipation 
    With verbal diarrhea.  
 
And that, albeit gross, is
My humble diagnosis.                          
 
How to achieve remission?
    There’s little one can do
For those with this condition
    Were born without a clue.
 
Hark yon bloviator?
Later alligator.