I've heard a lot of nonsense about how life began,
it talks of evolution and about a certain man
whose name, they say, was Darwin; he’d a really bushy beard.
Well, clearly anyone like that is absolutely weird.
I don't believe in Darwin, I don't think he exists,
he’s just a figment of the mind of evil scientists.
You can look him up on Google, but do not be deceived,
a lot of stuff on Google simply cannot be believed.
This Darwin chap, they'll tell you, wrote a book that’s quite important
'The Origin of Species’; you can read it, but you oughtn't.
Me, I don't know anyone who stuck with it right through
but supporters of his theory think it’s proven and it’s true.
Although nobody reads the book, scientists all quote it
and think that Darwin penned a sort of gospel when he wrote it.
They argue and they reason till they’re running out of breath
but it’s all a lot of rubbish and it bores me half to death.
It’s outrageous that so many schools are teaching evolution
since common sense suggests it shows a mental destitution.
As anyone with half a brain will quickly understand
blind chance could never make an eye, a liver or a hand.
Evolutionists expect us to accept unlikely things
like gills becoming jaw bones, or lizards growing wings,
and claim that whales and hippos could be cousins once removed.
If you can prove such stuff, it shows that nonsense can be proved.
You may not like the mother of your Missus but admit
that, however unattractive, she doesn’t look a bit
like a monkey that might jabber or go swinging in a tree
so she cannot be descended from an ape or chimpanzee.
Do not be led astray by the drivel that is bleated
by Darwinists who’re desperate to win but are defeated.
They're wrong, and all Creationists are well aware of this:
‘The Origin of Species’ is the ‘Book of Genesis’.